{"id":100341,"date":"2020-08-31T05:54:37","date_gmt":"2020-08-31T03:54:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mandino-selo.com\/wp\/?p=100341"},"modified":"2020-07-16T14:55:51","modified_gmt":"2020-07-16T12:55:51","slug":"nistarijini-zapisi-necu-u-ljekarnu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mandino-selo.com\/wp\/nistarijini-zapisi-necu-u-ljekarnu\/","title":{"rendered":"NI\u0160TARIJINI ZAPISI: Ne\u0107u u ljekarnu!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\">Svakoga dana vozim ku\u0107ni bicikl po nekoliko sati, a otkad je izbio ovaj blesavi virus, udvostru\u010dio sam sate, pa opet postao mladolik i mi\u0161i\u0107av, ali sam se danas malo uzvrtio na sjedalu.Andreja je iskusnim pogledom odmah prepoznala da ne\u0161to nije u redu sa mnom.<\/span><br \/>\n<span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u201eBoli li te noga?\u201c \u2013 upitala me.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u201eEh, da je noga!\u201c \u2013 pomislio sam tiho, dok sam odgovarao glasno \u2013 \u201eJest, noga je. Mora da se je ovaj veliki mi\u0161i\u0107 na natkoljenici malo upalio. Opipaj samo kako sam jak postao!\u201c<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\"> Uve\u010der smo zasjeli na terasi, a ja sam se opet uzvrtio pa nije bilo druge nego priznati da sam dobio pri\u0161t na nezgodnom mjestu, da prostite na stra\u017enjici, tamo gdje pri\u0161tevi i ina\u010de gadno bole, a kad sate provede\u0161 znoje\u0107i se iz svih pora na neudobnom, tvrdom sjedalu, ne da bole, nego stra\u0161no bole.\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u201eNije to ni\u0161ta stra\u0161no!\u201c \u2013 re\u010de mi moja pametna \u017eena \u2013 \u201eSutra u ljekarni kupi kremu za upalu i bit \u0107e ti puno bolje.\u201c<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u201eNe\u0107u u ljekarnu! Ne dolazi u obzir\u201c &#8211; kratko sam joj odgovorio, sje\u0107aju\u0107i se zadnjega posjeta ljekarni, kad se iza nas stvorio duga\u010dki red dok je apotekar na pultu slagao tablete protiv depresije, za razrje\u0111ivanje krvi, protiv visokoga i za preniski tlak, za bolju probavu i protiv one previ\u0161e uspje\u0161ne, tablete za miran san i rano bu\u0111enje, potom one protiv \u017egaravice kojih pak nije bilo na skladi\u0161tu nakon \u0161to je lije\u010dni\u010dka komora zabranila neke latinske supstance pa je mladi\u0107 tra\u017eio adekvatnu, dozvoljenu zamjenu, i na kraju sirup za ka\u0161alj, da se na\u0111e ako nas blesava korona uhvati.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\"> Potrpali smo silne lijekove u dvije ove\u0107e vre\u0107ice i gledaju\u0107i u pod \u0161utke pro\u0161li pored dvije nervozne bakice u devedesetim godinama koje su odahnule prije nego su stigle na red, da mladom, osamdesetogodi\u0161njem susjedu kupe nekakve plave tabletice, ali nije me bilo briga za njih \u2013 glavno da \u0107emo pre\u017eivjeti sljede\u0107a dva tjedna u izolaciji.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u201eNe\u0107u u ljekarnu! Ne dolazi u obzir\u201c &#8211; jo\u0161 jednom sam odgovorio Andreji prisje\u0107aju\u0107i se kako je lijepo bilo u\u0107i u ljekarnu prije tridesetak godina.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\"> Ni\u0161ta tada nisam morao govoriti, samo bih se nasmije\u0161io mladoj apotekarici \u2013 u to vrijeme mu\u0161karci nisu radili u ljekarnama \u2013 a ona bi kratko i indiskretno priupitala:<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u201eS okusom banane ili opet one s jagodama?\u201c<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u201eDanas bez vo\u0107nih dodataka. Imam novu curu, a ona me voli ovakvoga kakav jesam!\u201c &#8211; odgovorio bih tiho, da me nitko drugi ne \u010duje, platio bez ra\u010duna i ostavio pozama\u0161an bak\u0161i\u0161 da se i lijepa apotekarica ne\u010demu veseli.<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\"> \u201eNe\u0107u u ljekarnu! Ne dolazi u obzir\u201c \u2013 po tre\u0107i put sam odgovorio ve\u0107 zabrinutoj Andreji, nadodaju\u0107i na kraju \u2013 \u201eSutra ne\u0107u trenirati, nego \u0107u pauzirati, da mi se nabrekli mi\u0161i\u0107i malo opuste.\u201c<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span lang=\"HR\"> \u201eSunce moje\u201c \u2013 uzvratila mi je moja bistra \u017eena \u2013 \u201eMi\u0161i\u0107i na natkoljenici su ti ba\u0161 jaki i ako ovako nastavi\u0161 u ljekarni uskoro ne\u0107emo kupovati tablete, nego neke druge stvari! Ali imaju oni i dobre kreme za guzu.\u201c<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span lang=\"HR\" style=\"color: #000000;\"> No, tko bi \u017eene razumio?<\/span><\/p>\n<h3><strong><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Blago Vukadin<\/span><\/strong><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Svakoga dana vozim ku\u0107ni bicikl po nekoliko sati, a otkad je izbio ovaj blesavi virus, udvostru\u010dio sam sate, pa opet postao mladolik i mi\u0161i\u0107av, ali sam se danas malo uzvrtio na sjedalu.Andreja je iskusnim pogledom odmah prepoznala da ne\u0161to nije &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mandino-selo.com\/wp\/nistarijini-zapisi-necu-u-ljekarnu\/\">pro\u010ditajte vi\u0161e<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":31,"featured_media":100342,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"kt_blocks_editor_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mandino-selo.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100341"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mandino-selo.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mandino-selo.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mandino-selo.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/31"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mandino-selo.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=100341"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mandino-selo.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100341\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":100343,"href":"https:\/\/mandino-selo.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100341\/revisions\/100343"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mandino-selo.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/100342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mandino-selo.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=100341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mandino-selo.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=100341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mandino-selo.com\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=100341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}